It started out innocently
enough: a nice little dare between
friends. My friend Misty, who's a karaoke
queen, said she didn't want to do karaoke
night because I never sing. I'll show
her, I thought.
I know I'm no Barbra
Streisand. I know I'm not even William
Hung. But maybe, if I act fun and silly
enough, people across the room will
think I'm totally cool and unafraid.
Because in today's society, it's less
cool to show fear than it is to show
imperfections. Or so I kept telling
myself.
I chose my song: an
appropriately silly and unassuming "Love
Will Keep Us Together" by the Captain
and Tenille. Oh, what memories of my
childhood! Okay, I'm a closet disco
freak, and have that on genuine cassette
at my house. I know the song by heart;
I didn't even have to look at the prompter
screen. Scary, huh?
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I danced, I sang,
I acted like a complete moron. My friends
all cheered. Everyone laughed. Yeah,
everyone. "They're laughing with you," the
two glasses of wine shouted. "Have
another!"
Suffice it to say,
no millionaires who looked vaguely
like George Clooney rushed up to get
my phone number. However, I was lucky
enough to get love professed to me
by a few guys with very large bar tabs,
and one even recited a poem for me
by the bathroom. But that was the extent
of my male attention.
Strangely, I'm glad
for that. I had more bang for my entertainment
buck just acting silly with my friends
than I could have had sitting in a
roomful of George Clooneys. Well, maybe
that's an exaggeration.
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But let this be a
lesson to me: I had decided that, for
the sake of this column, I had to just
throw out my inhibitions and sing a
song in front of 100 strangers, and
I did it. And you know what? Man or
no man, it was really fun! I think
everyone should try it at least once.
Forget how cool you are and just do
something embarrassing!
I'm going to start
introducing friends to you who will
be hanging out with me as I run around
collecting ideas for meeting men. As
they join in the fun, you'll hear about
them. We talked about dancing this
weekend....
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